Good evening, gassy followers.

Yes, I typed that to sound very serious and evil-like. *Enter MUAHAHAHAs here*

Anyways, this blog IS still alive (contrary to popular belief), but I have had 0 submissions and no great ideas. I can always post stuff about my experiences, but I don’t know if anyone wants to hear about those. That and I would rather not re-live them as they were bad enough the first time.

SUBMIT TO ME

Err, um, yes. Submit stuff, please. *Shifty eyes*


Wow, it’s a been a while since I’ve been on.

Sorry about that! Between school, my relationship, and the fact that there’s only so much creativity I have when it comes to gas jokes, I just haven’t gotten on here.

Seriously, send me submissions. There’s only so many jokes I can think of.

May the Flatulence be with you.






Admin note: Being nice and sharing one because it made me giggle :-P

Admin note: Being nice and sharing one because it made me giggle :-P


And now I must sleep because I have class super early.

I have queued some pictures for you gassy followers.

Have a dairy-free day/night! And every LI person knows that means wonderful!



Q
Thank you so much for making me laugh about, in all honesty, one of the most stressful factors of my life! (and of others' lives of course)
A

Not a problem! Humor is always the solution haha I’m glad I’ve made someone else smile though the pain as well.